lockdowned savings

THE MONEY SIDE OF the LOCKDOWN AT HOME

A lockdown- to tap the infection rate down to a low and wide bell curve rather than a spiking fkn rush off to the ER, cos of the fechin CorVid19, forced to forage only essentially, so; Money saving. (or even and/or time saving for- whoa, different list)

1 no laundry-  no visitors or getting out,  wear a onezie just in case- bin night etc
2 washing clothes, none, see 1,
3 laundering small pile under clothes, but really, who cares? see 1
3 showers, save on water, who cares, see 1
4 ironing, none, see 1
5 clean out clothes not wanted
6 food/cookin, just brekky and a simple cookup for dinner/tea, no eating out, see 1
7 vehicles and fuel, low mileage, see 1
8 early nights, no lights, just the laptop/tablet/smartphone
9 shampoo shaving shoeshine soap etc see 1
10 toilet paper, none left at the shops
11 handsanitiser, see 10
12 alcohol, for some, see 1

Costs

1 laundry practically nil
2 dressing gowns, different one each week?
3 power for computer and internet, see 8 above
4 internet data, see above
5 bloody garden and lawn, has to look like you care on the outside
6 Uber Eats of course
7 health
8 humour, when the fech is this over
9 TV, netflecks etc
10 hotwater- hand wash, handwash, handwash
11 alcohol, see 1 above

 

About tone

Widowed exRigPigGeo 50yr old dad of 4 'teens', is doin' job raisin' kids, misses a lot of things. Family (close and extended) and Friends - an important part in our of life. Likes gadgets, speedsailing, reading (SF), geology/archeology, maps. Coffee monster- burnt out one espresso maker too many. Have to have plenty spare "moccona" in cupboard. Things I miss- Tarn. The rig life and income. A lot of sailing. Tarn. gonna try to break 35 knots speedsurfing- or 70knh
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